Akaward Farts

The act of farting in a very small crouded room with lots of people which all have stopped talking and they all glare at you.

"Ewww! that guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major dumbass".

Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.

Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.

Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.

by TactialFarts69 November 28, 2011

Smoto-Fart

(noun) A particularly potent bodily emission, notable for its lingering quality and its ability to strike down the largest of vicious beasts.

Origin: A local New Zealand TV presenter Spoonerised 'Photo-Smart', live on the air. They got the giggles, and got me thinking...

St George The Flatulent's best weapon against the mighty dragon was his indescribably foul Smoto-Fart.

by kiwikeys August 18, 2010

Goose Fart

A fart that mirrors the trumpet of a goose. Can be used in verb form, "goose farting," descriptor "goose farter," or formal salutation, "goose fartina."

Lucy gave such a great goose fart that she was promoted to goose fartina.

by hcjh June 9, 2021

fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011

Dick Fart

Old English term for when gas erupts from a mans penis

John was so close to cumming that he had a dick fart

by Richard BUrnish January 7, 2017

Fart and Smile

Slang name for a grocery store chain and a fun thing to do.

I went to Fart and Smile and bought a hundred pounds of beans.

by lovetosurve October 9, 2019

Blame Fart

(verb)

This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.

Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.

Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!

Jen: That is putrid!

Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.

Jack: I'll say, wow.

Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.

Josh: *face reddens*

by pi@noguy December 8, 2010