Chocolate Ramp

The term used when somebody is on the come up in life after hitting rock bottom

Dylan said he was on the chocolate ramp after making a series of bad decisions

by BraddyBoy October 12, 2024

chocolate line

when you shit in a dogs mouth and the dog passes it to another dogs mouth and so on

Friend- I did the chocolate line last night

You- Yeah, my dog came home with your shit in his mouth =:(

by thatguy11111111111111111111111 March 2, 2018

White chocolate

Any Caucasian who tries to insert one self into black culture.

Nobody likes Dylan, he's white chocolate.

by That_one_guy_o7 February 10, 2023

Chocolate

Chocolate Is AWSOME it is the thing that you can eat all day even and it is helpful if your a girl during that time of the month.

Friend:hey do you have any chocolate
Other friend:ya why
Friend:it is that time of the month

by Bella Thomas April 15, 2021

lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Chocolate banana

Before having anal sex you must stick your dick in the freezer for atleast 10 minutes, then proceed to have anal sex and once done she must lick your dick

“ dude I heard Hayley let Jake do a chocolate banana on her”

by Cy78 July 31, 2020