Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.

I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything

by bunn1ey April 8, 2022

Bear trap

A bear trap is a specific kind of trap who targets straight macho men to turn them into the gay archetype of a bear.

Lydia's single now. Her man got caught snagged by a bear trap.

by zimugen April 27, 2017

Twin Bear Snowdragon

When your roomie from the stabbin’ cabin is giving you a blowjob, as soon as you cum in his mouth you would yell, "I HAVE GAY AIDS!!", then the cum comes out his nose making him a Twin Bear Snowdragon.

Dude, yesterday I gave Sharteen a Twin Bear Snowdragon !

or

Dude I gave both Gayberry and Jizzy an Twin Bear Snowdragon in one night!

by Fishing Trip June 12, 2021

gimme bear

A sweet, cuddly, ursine-esque female you like having sex with.

Pam is not only my wife, she's also my gimme bear.

by Pammy Baby July 19, 2025

polar bear head

Oral sex with cold hands and lots of teeth.

"Does Courtney give good head?"
"No, she gave me polar bear head cold hands and teeth!"

by pbh February 22, 2014

Bear ball

To not bother modifying one's personality to the current situation.

Origin: When drag queens would proceed with a show without attempting to conceal their assets.

"I bear balled work today, my office persona didn't make a single appearance"

by Dr.PimpMobile May 10, 2025

bear

yogi

yogi is a bear

by poopie boi February 17, 2022