Who You Bank With?

A question scammers often ask people they want to scam. If someone asks you this, don’t answer.

Scammer: Aye Josh, who you bank with?

Josh: Navy Federal

Scammer: Tap in! I can make you $10,000 overnight
Josh: No, I’m not risking my account getting closed for fraud!

by hurthispockets July 10, 2022

you my rock

My baby, my ride or die, my female

Damn girl you my rock

by TeamK9 April 22, 2018

You rip stick?

Do you smoke the Juul?

Brad: Yo bro what flavor pod you got?
**Chad rips stick**
Chad: Mint obviously you rip stick?
**Brad says yes and rips stick**

by dmoze November 14, 2018

thank you for the food

when the author slays

this is such a delicious meal. i'm looking forward to the next chapter. thank you for the food!

by specificroyalty901 July 20, 2023

I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

I quiero you

when a latino wants to say te quiero but in english

Brad: Te quiero, wait how is it in english?

Natalia: I quiero you bby

by Natyfasqui May 14, 2020

What Are You Wearing?

The internationally recognized phrase meant to initiate phone sex.

*two people talking on the phone*

Kate: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Mark: That's funny, baby. So, what are you wearing?

Kate: You know those jeans blah blah blah and a tank top.

Mark: Why don't you slip out of 'em, baby?

by JohnnyBanananas September 7, 2010