Geezer's-board

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.

This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!

by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

The Four “F’s”

Improvised prison comfort food.

This comfort food can be made using ingredients that can be purchased at a prison commissary. One common example is a bag of Fritos Corn-chips with canned chili poured over the Fritos while still in the bag — the bag being split open from top to bottom being used as a plate/container for the “Zoo Pie”.

The Four “F’s” make it easier to survive in prison they are:
friends on the outside
family,

fellow gang members inside and outside

faithful wife or lover who hasn’t yet succumbed to loneliness and infidelity while you are inside.

These people can easily make Commissary Deposits and send valuable packages containing socks and underwear — two things you can’t be without in prison or in the military.

The Four F’s are a necessary but not sufficient element of prison survival.

I couldn’t have served my prison time without The Four “F’s” in my corner; Man, I’m a short timer now. Just one month and a wake up.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022

Putin's Bitch

To be owned like Donald Trump was on July 16, 2018 in Helsinki. After 2 hour meeting, Trump came out dick drunk and couldn't stop sucking up to Putin. He's now Putin's Bitch.

Trump looks so sad now that everyone knows he's Putin's Bitch.

by SHK56 July 16, 2018

that’s crazy

What someone says when they didn’t hear or pay attention to a single thing you’ve said.

Her: Yeah and so that’s how my day went.
Him: That’s crazy....

by dzzfrgn March 12, 2018

P.A.I.D.S.

When you pay a prostitute to have sex and later discover that you recieved an STD from him/her.

Guy 1: "Man I was so pissed when I found out I paid that ho $50 for herpes."
Guy 2: " Dude, you got the P.A.I.D.S."

by big blind August 22, 2009

that shit's dingo

A catchphrase born from the brilliant mind of Rowan Bettjeman of Viva La Dirt League to describe something as being great and is a catchphrase that definitely exists.

"Is that keyboard working?"

"Yeah, it's working fine"

"Oh nice, that shit's dingo"

by The Guy Who Uses Funny Memes December 5, 2022

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'is

The most ultimate form of the word who even better than Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing

Guy 1:Hey have you heard of the word Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'is
Guy 2: how the fuck did you say that

by I will inhail you January 31, 2020