Butter penis

This means butter has a very small penis he cant become a daddy he gonna be a virgin for his whole life time.

Selva has a butter penis so he can't be my daddy.

by IANxSALTY December 12, 2021

nut butter

nut butter sperm the stuff that a male perduces when he is ''happy''

omg ewwww your nut butters all over me.

by 1+1=45 October 7, 2021

butter jerky

The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.

My friend smells like butter jerky.

by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018

Brown Butter Baptism

When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest

"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"

by Willththril April 18, 2021

soul butter

What Wrestler New Jack calls his cum.

I was at the ECW show last night and New Jack threw his Soul Butter at my dad.

by Dickfoley January 2, 2021

Peanut-Butter Fiesta

When a group of 4-8 Mexicans gather together and throw their feces in your direction all while yelling various insults.

“Holy crap! I think those guys are starting a Peanut-Butter Fiesta!”

by Judoka739 April 14, 2024