National Promote Austin Day

December 18th is National Promote Austin Day. This is for Discord owners. Discord owners have to promote everyone named Austin in their Discord server.

Austin: Promote me.
Owner: Why?
Austin: Its December 18th. National Promote Austin Day!!
Owner: Oh right. Ok then!

by anonymous December 18, 2020

National Zoe Pitney Day

The day where we give thanks to Zoe Pitney for being a good friend❤️. the day where we put her in a headlock 20 times.

Hey it’s national zoe pitney day

by Domerlatermmpuse April 25, 2022

national grab jimmy day

July 23, the day where all jimmys need to be grabbed excessively

“Yo Mandy it’s national grab jimmy day”
“IT’S TOO FUCKING SMALL TO GRAB”

by smoljimmy May 24, 2018

National Kiss Jensen day

May 28th is national kiss Jensen day

I kissed him because its national kiss Jensen day

by LEVIisHOT May 27, 2022

national slap ass day

April 12th you can slap anyone on the ass and they cant get mad.

I can slap your as because april 12th is national slap ass day

by Camron :) April 11, 2019

National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.

Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

national william dafoe day

National William dafoe Day is celebrated every year on August 2-5 , It’s the day on which everyone gathers to praise and honor William dafoe.

Person 1 : Why is your bling iced out but that shit melting from all your hot bars, you got the drip.
Person 2 :oh its just national william dafoe day

by Doctor, bufmfugck August 3, 2022