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Gamer Rule 2964

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.
A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.
by MinekindHD October 23, 2019
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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Ja rule

Of all the artists that pretended to be his best friend in the late 90's and early 2000's, not one of them came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Not Jasper-Z, not DMX the bring it to the yard dude, none of those guys were going to stand up to 50 cent, it was almost like they enjoyed seeing Ja Rule spiral downward, it was like they ordered popcorn for the show. You wouldn't really want guys like DMX or Jay-Z by your side if 50 cent walked in to the bar ready to fight somebody in real life if their real life behavior is anything like what they do with their "friend" in the music industry.
Ja rule is the kind of guy nobody who knew him remembers now, and if they weren't alive or were young (single digit years) around the millenium, they most likely never even heard of the guy. He had about five minutes if that much in the spotlight then nobody heard from him since.
by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021
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asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes
You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!
by kaseym86 April 29, 2024
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Rule-Up

Another term for rule-up
Rule coming from the fact that they are the ones who make the rules
And up is coming from the fact that they are wiser and older
You become a Rule-Up when you turn into an adult
The reason the teacher tells you what to do is because they are a Rule-Up
by Celestialbush22 March 14, 2025
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.

32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)

33. Jesus did not forgive you

34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.

34.1. No exceptions

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

37. Anime is cringe.

38. Today will be gone soon.

39. Pablo

40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

41. Old Discord was better

42. Ignore rule 2

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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the rule of E

though often broken, the rule of E states that the vast majority of cheerleaders have a name that ends with the sound of the letter E. this applies to nicknames and names that have a common nickname that ends in E
Examples of the rule of E are; Katie, Brittany, Ashley, Bailey, Cathy, Mandy, Dannie, Kimmy.
by elalgarro October 15, 2009
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