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Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.
by Shuaman April 21, 2020
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Couples kiss day

It’s when a boy or a girl kisses their boyfriend or their girlfriend
Hey is couples kiss day let’s kiss
by Random 05028 May 21, 2019
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Sodoma's kiss

Referring to the sexual practice, involving a male partner and male/female partner. the male partner uses the orifice of his urethra (that simulates the lips) to gently touch the anus of the male/female partner.
A:have you kissed Gary yet?
B:yes, i grave him a Sodoma's Kiss

”Ruth grabbed him firmly from the shoulder and pushed him down, unsheathing his manhood, ready to give Jonah the Sodoma's kiss.."
Ref. Ten nights of forbidden pleasure J.M. Edwards
by Sottowritten December 3, 2021
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Inuit kiss

Wiping your ass with a wet wipe which has been cooled in the freezer.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.
“Barry grab me those wet wipes from the freezer, I’m about to give birth to that Vindaloo from last night and will need an Inuit kiss to cool off my ringpiece”
by Weaselworth November 11, 2022
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National kiss day

14-15 july is the national kiss day where you can kiss your crush or friend without them saying no. They can’t say no. You don’t need to makeout if you want to but you have to kiss on the lips so good luck!
Belinda: Hey it’s national kiss day. So shut up and kiss me.
John: Ok *kiss*
by Tanjisen July 13, 2020
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national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
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salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
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