Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

Rule #21

Rule #21: always put your happiness FIRST

-i want you to be happy
-you should listen to Rule #21

by AKayser May 8, 2023

Rules

Something only losers use

Hey look, they have rules here, let's go somewhere else, stupid rule followers.

by FrickyFrokbear October 9, 2020

Dea rule

Any opinion that comes from the mind of a league player is to be immediately discarded

Dani : League is better than any game u play!!!!
Dea: According to the dea rule its not

by HunterBG0 June 12, 2023

sigma rule #657

boas pessoal

"Boas pessoal" - Kazzio, criador da sigma rule #657

by Joebidenrealwatchout April 18, 2025

Rule #3646

The life handbook rule that states not to rub Vick's Vaporub in your eyes.

Tony: I applied some Vick's but then rubbed my eyes. They burn bro!

Jack: Rule #3646, bruh.

by El Massivo September 3, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025