J Glazzard

A term used to describe a shit with a cheesy aroma.

You might want to wait a minute before going into the bathroom, I’ve just dropped a J Glazzard.

by gbrad1008 January 23, 2026

Riding the J

Idiom
Riding the J curve. Refers to a business that is losing money purposefully to make lots of money later.

We're just riding the J spending millions on Ads.

by TheBigSmooth25 January 29, 2026

Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.

Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!

by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026

Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.

Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!
Texan PB&J Factory

by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026

Q1W2E3R4T5Y6U7I8O9P0A@S#D£F&G*H(J)K’L”Z%X-C+V=B/N;M:

You have reached the highest stage of boredom. You have already tried many keyboard combinations such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and probably even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik.

Person 1: “im bored”
Person 2: “why not try typing Q1W2E3R4T5Y6U7I8O9P0A@S#D£F&G*H(J)K’L”Z%X-C+V=B/N;M: on your keyboard?”
Person 1: “im still bored you little shit”
Person 2: “well at least you can see the urban dictionary ask you to get a ‘ Q1W2E3R4T5Y6U7I8O9P0A@S#D£F&G*H(J)K’L”Z%X-C+V=B/N;M: mug’”

by TheNormalCatRBLX March 7, 2026

J & F

1. Slang used to describe a woman who is considered “high mileage,” meaning she has had many past relationships or partners.

2. The phrase comes from J & F, a used-car dealership known for selling high-mileage vehicles. The comparison humorously implies someone who has been “around a lot,” like a car with many miles on it.

“Bro, you taking her out again?”
“Man, I checked the Carfax… she’s a certified J & F.”

by Wordsmyth-Silver March 10, 2026