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Middle school syndrome

a rare non-contagious disease were certain individuals who enter the school system almost instantly starts to begin lacking common sense, it can occur over months or over a day, how fast the disease deteriorates your ability to freely think varies from person to person, some case studies find that depending on your position in the school system, from substitute teacher to Assistant Principle, could have a leading factor into the pace of which the disease occurs.
Did you hear that the substitute got fired? yeah... I think she had Middle school syndrome
by The Chair Miester May 5, 2022
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middle cheek leak

A atrocious fart that comes out your buttox between your right and left booty cheeks. To prevent sound you lean forward and shove your buttox backward, then sit as fast as you can, flat, to prevent a really ear-rippling sound that your comrades will hear.
Johnny hit a middle cheek leak in the middle of class and his ass cheeks wobbled back and forth.

The whole class turned to Johnny cause he forgot to sit down fast, and everyone heard and smelt his atrocious fart.

"Yo, Johnny just hit a middle cheek leak"
by Ghostluvr December 7, 2022
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Middle School

What many would consider "the worst years of your life", which isn't too far off if you ask me.

Middle School, also known as Junior High to some. Usually spans between 6-8th American grades, but sometimes may include 5th and/or 9th grade depending on where you live or the school you go to.

In Middle School, it is less "finding your new self", but more "growing out of your old self". If you look back at Middle School, or are still in it, it is very obvious that most people, including you, were painfully embarrassing, or what some would call "cringy". The boys there are very immature and must joke about sex 24/7, whether it is by moaning randomly in class or joking about watching pornhub. The girls are a bit better, but. Most of the girls are obsessed with social media, makeup,e-culture, and boys, or are the complete opposite and brag about how they are different from others instead.

Many people regardless of gender will go through some type of phase though, whether it is anime and k-pop, video games, or even a furry phase, of course many stay in that phase even after middle school.

If you are in Middle School, you might be offended with what I am saying, but once you leave you might find yourself agreeing.

Thankfully, I am leaving Middle School when I am writing this, but unfortunately am becoming a high school freshman...
Person 1: Hey! Remember Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah! It was definitely a bumpy ride, but I survived it.

Person 1: Same, glad it's over to be honest.
by anonymous May 11, 2021
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North west middle school

This school sucks they burnt my tater tots and its understaffed and uncleanly drug fun and insane children... SOOOOOOOOOO MANY EMOS EVERYWHHERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
by nathan coxs May 23, 2023
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