Eats Crayons

"Eats Crayons" is a insult aimed at attacking Australians on the NDIS (A Government program that supports Australians with significant disabilities). The insult is often used by generation-alpha as a sledge or insult against their friends. The phrase implies a level of stupidity, disability or lack of mental cognition.

Look at Joe. You can tell he Eats Crayons.

by WindowsEdge February 1, 2026

Eat your donut

The act of eating someone's anus.

"I wanna eat your donut, jenny."

by Therealjonathandavis February 16, 2026

Eat yogurt with a spoon

A sentence that means that a bully will hit you in the guts

Hey Joey would you rather eat my shorts or eat yogurt with a spoon?

by Aloisinho February 18, 2026

Eat Lead

The return of Matt Hazard

LEMME PLAY EAT LEAD!

by anonymous February 20, 2026

All-you-can-eat Buttfet

A sexual act, during which one person systematically performs anilingus on a minimum of 4 partners in rapid succession. Differentiated from Russian Poolette by ensuring all participants have evacuated their digestive systems prior to performing this act.

Dylan thinks Bri met a bunch of dudes at Walmart to have an all-you-can-eat buttfet.

by Batmansnutsack February 25, 2026

Good Eats

describing a beautiful, pretty, badd, sexy all around female that you know for a fact you eating her box off first sight

ruby rose is good eats

by HONCHOO March 3, 2026