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douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."
*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved
by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011
mugGet the douche duffel bagmug.

douche bag

by loves2spoog October 3, 2007
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.
My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.
by Cbd23 October 16, 2016
mugGet the Croc-o-douchemug.

Douche canoe

When you're in school and the hot kid is being a jerk so you don't want to say the whole thing but you have to bring the point across
" lean back sara…"
" SHUT THE F UP YOU DOUCHE CANOE"
by Ha you thought June 8, 2017
mugGet the Douche canoemug.

douche floot

jerry- “yo tom, look at that guy over there what’s he holding up to his face?

tom- “that’s a douche floot whata fag”
by shaquanda February 12, 2018
mugGet the douche flootmug.

Douche McDoucherton

The guy that is not only the #1 Biggest Douche In the Universe But ALSO King Douche himself.. Whom Drives A Douche Canoe with his Douchebag friend's who are in contempt of Douchebaggery
"That Leaf Hippy is certainly a Douche McDoucherton!"
"Gawd he is such a Douche McDoucherton"
by Jaydude84 October 11, 2025
mugGet the Douche McDouchertonmug.

Douche

A person who pisses other people off. A person (usually male) who everyone hates. A name used to insult usually a male.
Did you see Vincent? He is such a douche!
by sparklingwater June 22, 2010
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