Basically a drug. When u don’t have cake u want cake but when you have cake it makes you happy until you eat too much. Eating too much is inevitable so be prepared to deal with:
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself
•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake
•stomach ache
•crying
•hating yourself
•throwing up
•shetting yourself after eating it if you’re lactose intolerant next time you have a cake because you can’t escape the power of cake
Dude 1: Yeet yote esketiit send help me eat
Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?
Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.
Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away
Dude 2: dude you high or smth!?
Dude1: yES I ate a whole cake.
Dude 2: oh god I’m sorry I’ll call an ambulance right away
by Some person yote January 6, 2019
Get the Cakemug. by YuOfTheNight July 30, 2019
Get the cakesmug. a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'
a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial
she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease
she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease
by Cheech. July 21, 2022
Get the Cake Teasemug. 1. a pound cake is a sponge cake found in rations
2. pound cake is a song made by drake
3. a pound cake are the squishy parts of a butt
2. pound cake is a song made by drake
3. a pound cake are the squishy parts of a butt
Example 1:
Bro, what is that?
Me: its a pound cake m8
Example 2:
Bro, what are you listening to?
a song made by drake m8
Example 3:
Bro, what are you doing? It looks disgusting.
im showing my giant pound cakes m8
Bro, what is that?
Me: its a pound cake m8
Example 2:
Bro, what are you listening to?
a song made by drake m8
Example 3:
Bro, what are you doing? It looks disgusting.
im showing my giant pound cakes m8
by h2008 June 16, 2018
Get the pound cakemug. Victory Cake is a term that refers to any and all desserts that are eaten in celebration of or in anticipation for an event. Victory Cake may reference cakes, pies, smoothies, milk shakes, and cookies among hundreds of other options. Sometimes no special occasion demands the need for Victory Cake.
Guy: Wow that test was hard, better get some Victory Cake
Girl: I'm not pregnant, Victory Cake time!
Girl: I'm not pregnant, Victory Cake time!
by Paul Sack February 12, 2013
Get the Victory Cakemug. "What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
Get the Christ Cakesmug. by cheesecakes_of_wisconsin May 24, 2020
Get the Wisconsin Cheese Cakesmug.