crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Birfday Cakes

A huge booty so nostalgic you are reminded of childhood birfdays.

Raquel is working that pole with those big ass birfday cakes! She deserves more c-notes!

by Popejuanpaul June 12, 2016

dafudge cakes

A non-swearing way to say Da Fuck?!
plus it sounds delicious

"...So then i said dafudge cakes is wrong with you?!"

by TheRealCatastrophy April 25, 2016

Cake

Big cake

Cake

by The Beatmymeat Man May 5, 2016

Cake

You need ass in your life.

You look lonely you need some cake

by Queen👸🏾 September 10, 2016

man caked

The act of being squished by a transport chopper in Battlefield.

I just man caked that guy!!!!

by Gryffindor406 September 3, 2016

Cake

Cake is slang for money, specifically large amounts of money.

"We've been countin' cake, hell yeah" Travis scott says in "Bake Sale" song from Wiz Khalifa !!

by dj Les mecs wahals August 10, 2016