When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
by DangerFinger June 28, 2015
Get the Peanut Butter Shufflemug. 11th of January is Butter Chicken day on this Day you just order some naan and some butter chicken and have at it
"Hey man it's January 11 you know what that means it's Butter Chicken day let's get some butter chicken WOOOOO"
by Manvai267 October 16, 2022
Get the butter chicken daymug. when a woman or man have freshly groomed their pubic area and left themselves a small patch or "garden of tulips" of pubic hair to be watered - or urinated on by one's partner. Squirting is also applicable in this situation.
Rebecca's boyfriend just got a Brazilian wax, and he asked Rebecca, "Baby, would you butter my tulips?" In which she replied, "Baby, I've been waiting all day for you to ask me." Rebecca buttered his tulips. Oh yeah.
by MonsieurMosaic April 24, 2016
Get the butter my tulipmug. ‘Duck Butter’ is the greasy, sweaty residue that builds up between the nutsack and inner thigh whilst wearing chest waders all day during 25+degrees on summer wildfowling hunt.
“Bloody hell Bob, that was a tough day out on the marsh, the old ‘duck butter’ is kicking up a bit.”
by Master Baiter 1972 June 19, 2021
Get the Duck Buttermug. by Lix_iDrxp September 16, 2022
Get the Butter-Nut Cheesemug. when you slap your dick onto a melted reeces peanut butter cup to cover your dick in peanut butter and chocolate
by Guacomole Wigga Penis November 11, 2019
Get the Peanut butter cup cockmug. Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.
Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.
by pizzleboy November 25, 2023
Get the butter runsmug.