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anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"
by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024
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Anal King

Typically used as an adjective for a high school aged white male (typically with light brown hair, possible glasses) who has a fetish for watching/participating in anal sex. Often times the recipient of said anal sex is of Latin descent.
by .nade_imoan.69 January 7, 2025
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birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
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anal smoke detector

When she's such a smoke show, your ass starts beeping (for Joe 🩷)
"Damn, that girl was giving me eyes! Totally setting off my anal smoke detector!"
by Katalina Kaboom June 19, 2025
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Saskatchewan Anal bead booty buster

The Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster is a know form of torture used by the cartel is when one wraps any kind of explosive ordnance around anal beads then shoves them up one’s booty then explodes them
Jamal: how did Bartholomew die again?
Jayden: I heard he got hit with a Saskatchewan anal bead booty buster
by Mango_witdaBBL June 26, 2025
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Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.
Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.
by Piky321 July 22, 2025
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🗣️ Term: Anal Growl

🗣️ Term: Anal Growl
📚 Part of Speech: Noun
🔊 Pronunciation: /ˈā-nəl ˈɡroul/

💬 Definition:
A low, rumbling sound emanating from the anus, typically caused by the buildup or movement of intestinal gas. Often serves as a prelude to a fart, but may occur without any actual release. The anal growl is nature’s way of whispering, “Something’s brewing.”

🧠 Usage:

• “I didn’t fart, it was just an anal growl.”
• “Her chair squeaked—or was that an anal growl?”
• “My stomach’s quiet, but my lower end’s got a growl going on.”

🎨 Related Terms:

• Fart
• Flatulence
• Thunder from down under
• Butt rumble
• Gastrophonic warning

🌟 Origin:
Coined by Ted in 2025, blending anatomical precision with auditory flair. A term destined to echo through bathroom humor and beyond.
Was that a dog barking in your pocket or was that an anal growl

🗣️ Term: Anal Growl
📚 Part of Speech: Noun
🔊 Pronunciation: /ˈā-nəl ˈɡroul/

💬 Definition:
A low, rumbling sound emanating from the anus, typically caused by the buildup or movement of intestinal gas. Often serves as a prelude to a fart, but may occur without any actual release. The anal growl is nature’s way of whispering, “Something’s brewing.”

🧠 Usage:

• “I didn’t fart, it was just an anal growl.”
• “Her chair squeaked—or was that an anal growl?”
• “My stomach’s quiet, but my lower end’s got a growl going on.”

🎨 Related Terms:

• Fart
• Flatulence
• Thunder from down under
• Butt rumble
• Gastrophonic warning

🌟 Origin:
Coined by Ted in 2025, blending anatomical precision with auditory flair. A term destined to echo through bathroom humor and beyond.
by Dale Voyles July 31, 2025
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