Urban dictionary retard

some one who makes random words up, bums off them and posts them on urban dictionary filling it up with bullshit making them selves feel special

Guy 1:dude imagine some one reaching into ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

Guy 2: dude you should post that up on Urban dictionary
beacause everyone uses that term

unretarded guy 3: you are Urban dictionary retard`s

by eggsandbeans June 30, 2009

urban dic that shit

said after an unknown word was uttered usually in an online conversation.

Jessi: crack slug!
Kelsey: huh?
Jessi: urban dic that shit!

by kelsey g January 16, 2008

Urban Dick-Tug

(v.) The act of pulling on your small "All Cap" penis while adding a word to the website urbandictionary.com

1. OMG yea my keyboard is all sticky from doing an Urban Dick-Tug last night after i was done fucking Borums mom in her loose foul disease infested pussy.

by LS returns(tiny) January 22, 2009

Urban Dictionary loser

A retard who posts definitions conveying/supporting their own not-so-politically-correct opinions. Yes, this definition is not very politically correct either. That would make me a hypocrite, which Urban Dictionary losers are as well.

An example would be the guy/girl who wrote the first definition for SkullCandy saying that they were very poor earphones and that those who bought them were idiots, or something like similar. Funny that, I just bought some today and have to say they are amazing. He/she was just an Urban Dictionary loser trying to push their own opinions on other people via this wonderful service.

by Unknown8372646 June 28, 2012

Urban Photo-archeologist

Some one who photographs abandoned buildings or communities in an urban environment.

Frank: "Hey John, did you hear?"
John: "Yeah, Eric got almost got arrested for trespassing last night for being in the Divine Loraine(abandoned building in northern philly) ."
Frank: "It's a good thing he's an Urban Photo-archeologist.

by RandomGeneral March 7, 2010

Urban Assault Stroller

A baby stroller with oversized rubber wheels, carbon-fiber tube construction, and enough storage for 2 weeks worth of groceries from Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and baby supplies. Typically pushed around by self-righteous progressive urban yuppies who three years previously were completely certain they were never going to have kids.

Oh man! I was on line at Whole Foods and some guy rolled his urban assault stroller over my foot!

by downtrodden peon May 17, 2010

Urban Love Note

Someone who tries to get their own personal love note as a definition on Urban Dictionary.

"Dude I LOVE Tracy, and I proved it by making a urban love note."

"Awesome! Did you show it to her!"

"No it didn't make it past the editors lawls."

by Ogen April 25, 2009