what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

Tpose Sucking

The act of performing a Tpose whilst simultaneously having your toes sucked.

"Don't worry my son, Tpose Sucking can be used to assert your dominance in any school environment"

by Dibba Nying Memes July 7, 2018

Suck a Fag

To smoke a cigarette. Modern play on the phrase "Smoke a Fag". The term "Suck" refering to the inhalation of cigarette smoke.

Break time lads. Time to go suck a fag.

by MathwizzzEngineer October 18, 2022

Sucks Orangies

the fuck you think it means???

"Bro that shit sucks orangies"

by McYum June 9, 2021

throb n' suck

Having oral sex while your partner is throbbing.

The two were so horny they started throbbing n' sucking, taking turns.
throb n' suck

by SomeoneReallyFuckingDumb March 10, 2021

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022