The idea that you can make up a fake philosophical law, and as long as it has a legit sounding name people will believe you.
Guy 1: "Look up 'Fúldya's Law', it perfectly describes what happened yesterday." Guy 2: " Can you give me a link or something man? I cant really find it." (Insert rickroll link or a gay porn link disguised as a different link)
by Fúldya August 3, 2023
Get the Fúldya's lawmug. by banri July 23, 2022
Get the Lawmug. The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.
Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.
by StephAmbro November 5, 2015
Get the The Law of Candidaturemug. A codified set of immutable linguistic principles, transcending time and culture, that govern the structure and sanctity of grammar across all written works. Rooted in divine reverence for the written word, Gramanic Law is believed to have been established to preserve clarity, order, and meaning, regardless of the era in which a text was crafted. These laws are viewed as sacred tenets, unyielding to the evolution of language, embodying a universal truth about communication itself.
Scholars of ancient linguistics often debated whether the discrepancies in the manuscript were violations of Gramanic Law or merely the result of scribal error.
by CarverMaybe January 26, 2025
Get the Gramanic Lawmug. The grandson-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.
My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-grandnephew-in-lawmug. A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
Get the Smoke's Lawmug. "No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smokemug.