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A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.
by Oddverse March 24, 2025
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Two

1+1=48
Why? Cuz I said so!!!!!
Your mom got TWO dicks in her pants!!!🤤
by Your mom is my femboy slut November 24, 2021
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Take Two LA

The best vegan and gluten free cake business you will ever find. They so dope.

They are made with squeaky clean and nourishing ingredients, they look 🔥 and give back 10% of every order to charity. Wow #need.
Bestie, I’m so addicted to Take Two LA cakes. Have you tried?

I am so bummed I finished my last slice of Take Two LA cake.
by Take Two November 23, 2021
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i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob
"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"
by DaVo691 November 23, 2021
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Two and a split

62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).

This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
by white_5_stone November 23, 2021
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