slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Croc Slap

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.

I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.

by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

Slap sad

When you are slap happy, but really really sad at the same time; so overwhelmed it's comical; college student.

You guys I am so slap sad, I cannot make it through this lab. Wait, do we even have lab today? Where did we park?

by Princess Conseula BananaHammoc March 18, 2019

slaps

be qicker than this

person1 (slaps person2): "why you do this to me bro?"

by Krkič December 7, 2019

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

Cherenkov Slap

Physical intercourse act where the male repeatedly penetrates the female with such vigor that the female's vaginal secretions luminesce in the blue portion of the spectrum. In other words, bro pumps that shit so hard, she glows blue.

My man Pavel was pounding that pussy so hard, her gave that thot the Cherenkov Slap!

Like a fuckin rave in there, blue strobe light going off, man's face contorting, her screams and that ass slap sounding like some sick house music.

by PavelPussyPounder October 19, 2023