Legal Simp

A person who has documents from a court of law that allow them to pursue fit men and women. A non-legal Simp is looked down upon by society.

“Dude, Leslie is so hot.”
“Didn’t she get a restraining order on you?”
“Yeah, but I’m a Legal Simp, so its overridden.”

by Lifel1k3 April 11, 2022

simp nye

the good type of nye. the one that cares.

Person one: “Hey have you seen simp nye”
Person two: “yeah, she said she really cares for you”

by kasuaIty September 24, 2020

Simp

A guy who shows affection to a girl just to lead her on

Tia: Hey brittney how are things going with you and tylar?
Brittney: Not well I found out hes a simp.

by lauren Robbie May 7, 2020

Simps

When you search your name on urban dictionary and you just see simps writing paragraphs about someone that has the same name as you.

Emma searches her name on urban dictionary because she is bored and the definitions are just simps talking about how much they love people with the same name as her

by Liedownonabed April 2, 2024

Simp

A person who is obsessed with someone

My simp was simping

by Elon18298382 February 25, 2023

simp

lmao me

youre such a fucking simp, she doesnt even like you bro.

by simper.mp4 February 24, 2021

simp

dariun

Ashlynn is a simp for her boyfriend

by heyyyy1234 October 9, 2020