Gay And Shit

When a nigga keeps being gay as hell.

Person 1 - Bro you know Benjamin is gay and shit?

Person 2 - Yeah ever since he became a furry it all went downhill.

by TheBloodRat March 4, 2021

hardcore shit

the act in where you are pooping a really hard load and it tears your anal cavity apart and immerses pain to your anus.

"Yo BOB, if you don't mind me asking, could I use your bathroom to take a hardcore shit."

by Davy Jacksonn July 13, 2016

Shit slicer

alternate definition of posterior.

Sally has a nice rack and an even nicer shit slicer.

by Jimbojones13 September 16, 2008

Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

Shit cyclone

A largely unpleasant time where numerous bad things happen to you at once.
A 'shit storm' of great intensity.

My girlfriend's pregnant, I think I'm gay, I just got fired, my car's been impounded, my house is on fire, I think I just killed someone and I have a crazy rash on my johnson.
Dude, I'm in a friken shit cyclone.

by Greenery July 6, 2008

Shit Frills

The tingle feeling you get after taking a shit that gives you goosebumps.

1. Dude I just took a giant dump

2. Did you have Shit Frills?

1. Oh Yeah, lots of goosebumps!

by Shit On A11 May 10, 2010

champagne-shit

v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.

Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"

Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."

by BananaChem August 21, 2010