Stupid Bitch Syndrome

Stupid Bitch Syndrom (SBS) is a mental disorder afflicting young heterosexual females, first diagnosed in late 2000.

Symptoms include acting like a stupid bitch, and an inability to make decisions.

The SBS victim will often have a
string of boyfriends, but will be unable to commit to any of them.

The SBS sufferer prefers to have someone else make up their minds for them, ending up in relationships with
border-line psychotic men.

The infamous real-life "runaway bride" is the perfect example of someone afflicted with SBS.

Katie Holmes joining the religion of Scientology in order to please Tom Cruise is classic SBS.

by mkc July 14, 2005

DEATH NOTE syndrome

Noun: Death note Syndrome is any anime in which you have mixed ideas on who to cheer for, either the good or bad guy. It comes to be like this because the bad guy's ideas may line up with your own,but most of the time the bad guy's Ideas may be that of a radical level,which is why sometimes you may side with the good guy.

Light supporter:"killing criminals is the ideal thing to do"
anti-Light supporter:"but you have you remember we have a judicial system for a reason"

"I have no idea who to cheer for, this anime has DEATH NOTE syndrome"

by NarutovsPein May 25, 2009

Compulsive Reloading Syndrome

A Syndrome which involves the Constant Reloading of a Gun due to the annoyance of not having a full magazine or the lack of self realization that makes them think that they are too good to not have a full magazine. This syndrome is also caused by the false sense of security that a person has that allows them to think they can reload even though they just end up getting killed. This Syndrome is most commonly found in FPS such as Halo,CoD, or KZ.This syndrome is also abbreviated as C.R.S.

"OMG, I just got killed again from reloading".-Fred

"HAHA you have C.R.S.".-Bill

"Ya, I do have Compulsive Reloading Syndrome"

by Rapin Red March 24, 2009

side nigga syndrome

When he been the side nigga for so long that once he becomes the main nigga he still think he the side nigga.

I was Alisha side nigga for so long that when I got with Victoria I thought she was playing me as the side nigga and ruin my relationship because I was paranoid. That when I knew I was suffering from side nigga syndrome.

by Jayzuri August 11, 2016

golden pussy syndrome

When a woman thinks she is worth more than gold based on her looks or the mere fact that she has a vagina and therefore men should worship her and or spend money on her.

1. "That KylieJordan must have golden pussy syndrome to think men will pay to be around her!"

2. "So this bitch at the bar TOLD me to buy her a drink, me thinks she's got a bad case of golden pussy syndrome."

by DoobiwUs September 27, 2010

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

This is when you find yourself in a situation where you are the only person in the room who makes any sense. When it bothers you to be the only sane person at the "mad tea party" you are suffering from Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.

I attended a business meeting where management and my teammates decided to blatantly lie and mislead our customers. I was the only one who had a problem with this. When I spoke up, I was told to stop making trouble and to start being a team player. I fell into Alice in Wonderland Syndrome.

by cahoime March 7, 2015

magnetic ribbon syndrome

the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.

cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.

by lexicali slim September 21, 2009