nank rule

if your girlfriend/boyfriend and yourself cannot talk about your emotions as well as respond to one another’s emotions, then they cannot be authorized to do things for you because then they will believe that it is alright to ignore their and your emotions. Examples: pay for your food

Babe you’re not paying for my food. Don’t you know the nank rule?

by Jacob Dredington November 21, 2024

rule 873

Vibe with Snom.
When enacted(through sending the "rule 873: vibe with snom" gif), all those who see must respond with the same gif and Vibe With Snom.

"Damnit they enacted Rule 873. I'm so sick of vibing with snom."
"...what?"

by GravesyBoy December 2, 2024

Rule 11

Loud Is Sometimes Funny

Rule 1 No Boomers
Rule 2 No Zoomers
Rule 3 No Weebs (under penalty of death, I’m looking at you, Phil)
Rule 4 No Marvel Stans
Rule 5 Stan Loona
Rule 6 No K-Pop
Rule 7 No My Little Pony Friendship is Fuck
Rule 8No Videos I’ve Already Seen Before
Rule 9 Staged Videos Are Shit
Rule 10 Ignore Rule 5
Rule 11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny

by Koda From Las Nevadas December 7, 2024

Rule 0

The most basic rule of the internet: Don't fuck with cats.

Due to the internet being built on the backs of cat videos and pictures, the internet will track down anyone seen abusing a cat.

He broke rule 0, his location will get doxxed soon enough.

by Losercat December 12, 2024

Rule -8

If you ask nicely, I will draw it.

Rule -8 is so cool

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

L rule

The shorter a guy is from top to toe, the longer he will be from tip to balls.

So you either you have your longer side in your height or in your dick.

Bob: "Damn, how can Mario find so many hotties to fuck when he's poor, ugly and barely 170 cm/5.5 ft?"
John:"L rule bro"

by Revery December 18, 2024

90/20 Rule

90/20 Rule is definition of doing something for 90 minutes and then jerking off for 20 hours.

Example:
Bro: Yo bro, what you doing?

You: Learning dawg, so fucking boring
Bro: Well remember the 90/20 rule.
You: What's that?
Bro: 90 minutes of work, 20 hours of jerking off.
90/20 rule can be used on anything.

by zuot December 26, 2024