derpy bean

is a picture of mr.bean's head photoshopped on to a buff mans' body. he kind of looks like shit.

you are a derpy bean, you look like a piece shit.

by Swedishbean February 16, 2018

Bean

When you are so far deep in a girl that you feel a little jelly bean like object inside of her.

"Hey, did you rock that girl last night?
"Yea, I beaned her and it was amazing!"

by RealCambino June 7, 2017

Bean Stain

When you try to wash a dish that you had recently stored or eaten baked beans out of, there's a nasty stain on the dish that takes a lot of scrubbing to clean. That is bean stain.

"You expect me to clean your bean stain? No, you do it yourself!"
"But it's gross!"
"Then don't eat beans!"
"NOOOOOOO! I NEED THE BEANS!"

by VoodooRat May 4, 2020

Beaning

The act of shoving one or two beans up somebody’s dick hole and making them cum the beans out

I was just beaning one of my friends and it was awesome

by MrCumMan May 1, 2023

Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.

"Hello Matthew Bean"
"Hello"

by Xocrone September 16, 2020

Bean Fajita

When someone puts their anus on a stick and starts throwing up.

That bitch decided to do a Bean Fajita

by Not you Not me September 20, 2017

Beans

Used as a response to show ones approval. Shortened version of a more well known response "Cool Beans".

- As inspired by Josh (Raid Father) (Gauntlet).

A: "Yo, I just got my first bonus check."
B: "Beans!"

A: "That was some pretty delicious pizza, if I do say so myself."
B: "Beans."

A: "Hey, sorry for doing that to you earlier. I went too far... Beans?"
B: "Yea... Beans."

by Bibidi January 2, 2021