Michael Jordan

President of England America

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN

by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021

Michael Jackson

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.

My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes

by Cli(n)t, the Gho(std) hunter/g December 10, 2021

Michaelisam

The belief that all Michaels are the best and can fuck god themselves just by sleeping when said "sleep is for the week"means mother never raised a bitch also "fuck yo life bing bong" means fuck Bitches and eat some ass

Yo you got the Michaelisam book man that shit goes hard man

Other man:hell ya page 69 when he says "sleep is for the weak" hit me different man

The other guy:ya page 420 was my favorite when he said "and michael says"fuck ya life bing bong" just hits me close man

by The holy michael December 13, 2021

Michaella-Money

Someone or something extremely beautiful.
Beauty beyond measure

I bought a Michaella-Money dress at the auction.
Wow! You woke up looking Michaella-Money.

by Fabs9941 December 16, 2021

Michael

A boy in high school who has three girls always with him and is living the absolute dream.🤪

Dammmmmm he has 3 girls with him he’s so a Michael

by omg ideklol December 21, 2021

Michael

Hates his first and middle names, (Michael, Avinash), disliked

Michael Avinash has a jocking addiction.

by Huejass December 22, 2021

Michael

Honestly I’m a MICHAEL and I can be a pretty big dick to people so if you are a depressed MICHAEL who is a dick too you ain’t alone

Oh shit it’s MICHAEL “fuck this shit I’m out”

by The depressed guy January 2, 2022