Rembrandt's Kiss

When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?

I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.

by Unreasonable_Man March 15, 2024

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Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?

I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.

by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024

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The Sweetest Kiss of All

Eating a girl's Ass because you like her a lot

Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."

-Tom Segura

by OscarBeqa April 4, 2024

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straight girl kiss

when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.

“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”

“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”

by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024

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