Ashbury College

Ashbury College is a private boarding/day school in Rockcliffe, Ottawa, Canada. A superior institution than those in the public schooling system (lmao). Ashburians are simply better. Boarders here are pretty cool but mainly day kids. Ashburians are generally from higher economic standing than public schoolers (except like 5 day kids that get aid but thier cool).

Yeah did you hear about that Nobel Prize Winner?

Yep he went to Ashbury College right?

Yeah the kids thier are so smart

by ashburyWs June 5, 2024

Padua College

School where a bunch of scrawny fags and wanna be hoodlums who vape go to.

Person 1: "Padua College is a shithole."
Person 2: "Yes it is."

by please throw your phone away June 19, 2024

Linwood college

A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.

Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student

Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare

by Fag24 June 25, 2024

Linwood college

A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.

Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student

Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare

by Fag24 June 25, 2024

re-collect

When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)

I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.

by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024

Cunty Collective

Refers to a group of Arsenal FC fan’s that agree with outrageous football opinions about the quality of the Arsenal team. Inflating their value to a ridiculous extent, it becomes absurd.

You hear a guy go: “Rice and Saka are both best in the world, our team is the best Arsenal team ever.” Oh, that’s definitely a member of the Cunty Collective.

by Marvellous Moron January 20, 2026

Sap Collector

A person that collects copious amounts of semen

Yeah Angie... she's a huge sap collector dude stay away from her

by Holden_minutz23 February 20, 2025