A cat or female that has a juice box straw in the vagina, and they are using there pure strength to suck the jucebox dry with there vag
"dude did u see my girlfriend do that Cat and the juice box?"
"yea Man shes fucken AMAZINGLY strong in the vagina area"
" im so lucky"
"yea Man shes fucken AMAZINGLY strong in the vagina area"
" im so lucky"
by shnukertown699 November 15, 2011
Get the Cat and the juice boxmug. by Paranoid99 March 31, 2009
Get the Two Box Lunchmug. Girl: Did you see that new shirt Pete bought?
Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly
Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly
by poofu's gal September 25, 2007
Get the mint in the box uglymug. The idea that certain devices or contraptions are inherently "magic" in some way and mere mortals are incapable of understanding their inner-workings. Some devices subject to "magic box theory" are (but are not limited to) computers, car engines/transmissions, microwaves, televisions, radios, calculators, etc.
Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".
A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.
Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".
A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.
I told my boss's wife I could fix her computer. She said that's impossible because something is wrong with the "inside parts". Apparently she is a "Magic Box Theorist".
My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"
My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"
My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"
My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"
by CPUOverclocker64 December 14, 2009
Get the Magic Box Theorymug. Unlike a standard box (pussy) which lies on the Y-axis plane (vertically) the X-axis box appears normal from the outside but is rotade 90 degress on the inside.
by dinomite October 29, 2003
Get the X-axis boxmug. When 2 buddies tag team a girl from two different angles. One from behind, one from the front.. passing a juice box between the two.
Hello, simon nice day today.. would u like a sip of juice?
(as she moans) "Your a great juice box buddy"
(as she moans) "Your a great juice box buddy"
by SpencerG January 31, 2007
Get the juice box buddymug. When a guy has nasty, smelly, anal sex with his girlfriend in a sauna. After the sex session you will be extremely sweaty and ready to take a dump. The girl and the guy both take massive dumps on the griller inside the sauna and then both stand over the poop and waft the hot, burning, poop fumes for about 15 minutes.
Jason Barc and one of his ugly girlfriends have anal sex in the sauna and then poop on the griller. Then they stand over the griller and sniff the fumes for a weird sexual arousing time. There you have a sweaty stink box
by jasonbarc_is_gay May 28, 2010
Get the Sweaty Stink Boxmug.