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Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.
"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.
by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024
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confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.
Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.
by Kinking728 June 26, 2023
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anal leprechauns

The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.
Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.
by Gorgonga May 20, 2024
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anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call
'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'
by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024
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anal haze

When the anus feels like it needs wiped after a fart. Aka sharted.
I have been crop dustin all night. I got that anal haze.
by Householder0609 September 5, 2016
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Anal pop

Forcing an entire fist up a woman’s asshole and releasing the fist with your fingers spread out while inside the hole.
I was paralyzed by an anal pop
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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