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ass grapler

1. N. An ass grappler is one who sticks to your ass in an effort to enter your colon with their nose or face so they may get slightly ahead in the world.

2. N. A homosexual male that tenaciously chases ass at the expense of his friends and relatives. They usually have no repect for the object of their desire as well.
Chuck is such an incessant ass grapler.
by Fred M April 21, 2006
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ass coward

a person who lacks the courage to endure the fragrance of shit flavored air.
Nick is such an ass coward. He threw up all over Brian's car on the way back from lunch just because of a small salmon tinged fart. He blamed it on the ass jihad
by brisicle January 11, 2009
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bangen ass

adjective: discription of a person, thing, event, article of clothing...or basically anything that is F#@KEN AMAZING...OUT OF THIS WORLD...or just BANGEN ASS!
Our weekend is gonna be bangen ass!

Look at that hott man; he's bangen ass!

Check out my bangen ass bathin apes!
by scholler girls PU November 8, 2007
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Ass Problems

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.
Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!
by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008
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ass marking

(n) The practice of spreading one's butt cheeks and wiping one's ring on furniture, car seats, pillows etc. as an act of revenge or prank
Man, your coffee table stinks, who been ass marking it?
by Dr Merkin January 24, 2009
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Mayo Ass

an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise
that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass
by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008
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sellin that ass

When a slut pays u to have sex with her
by olad zifjg February 3, 2014
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