1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
— called also Johnny Analytics
2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football
3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros
4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021
Get the Johnny Analmug. ie. 'Butthole Queef'
When you get it up the ass too hard and a burst of hot sweaty ass gas comes out beyond your control and it smells like hotdogs.
When you get it up the ass too hard and a burst of hot sweaty ass gas comes out beyond your control and it smells like hotdogs.
"I had spaghetti and hotdogs for lunch, so if you fuck me too hard I'mma have an anal glizzy fart..."
by Dayal Krishnadas March 4, 2024
Get the Anal Glizzy Fartmug. 
Like playing charades, but sticking random objects in ones anal cavity whilst having them guess what the object is.
by Six9inek9 December 10, 2018
Get the Anal charademug. The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016
Get the positive anal g-forcemug. by Lil Latina June 1, 2018
Get the Analmug. When a girl, or man, crawls up in another girl, or mans, rectum with their mouth facing out the butthole. Then a man fucks the person in the rectum with the person inside. The dick anal fucks and it gets sucked.
"oh dude, i got the anal dick sucking last night, it was amazing"
"my friend wants to do anal dick suck, u up?"
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by craycraypussydog January 30, 2020
Get the Anal dick suckingmug.