Who asked?

It's the "best" comeback ever. You can use it anywhere and whenever you want. If someone uses it too much just tell him that he asked.

A: Hey, I just bought a new pho-
B: Who asked?
A: Sorry, I thought you wou-
B: Who asked?
A: Eh
B: Who asked?
A: Are you ok?
B: Who asked?
A: You.
B: Who asked?
A: You asked.
B: Oh fu-

by Houští April 15, 2022

who mans

who mans- A person belonging to someone else

Irene- who mans is Grayson?
Matilda- I think he's Cappy's mans

by cappyfrost November 13, 2016

who is "The D"

"The D" is a real man who wears a beard and drives a suburban by day and a jaguar by night. He is the man you only hear in myths late at night around the camp fire. Legend has it he single-handedly kept a Chinese resturant in business and was responsible for the hike in fuel prices after he filled up. Much like big foot there has only been suspected sightings, a blur late at night on the roads with the sound of thunder coming from the engine bay. "The D" is rumored in live somewhere in North America, where he sings his mating song, "Thrift Shop" by macklemore.

***WARING**** Don't approach if you drive a ford vehicle.

Example of why people park in the back parking lot because they don't want to get hit by Who is "The D"

by concerned bicyclist April 15, 2013

Who-er

This is an uber-whore that does even nastier things than regular whores. It's also just a fun way to say whore.

My best friend is a real who-er. Her dad told me so.

by Lildoc August 21, 2008

Who dat boy? Who him is?

A question science cannot answer.

Yo, Who dat boy? Who him is? Him that nigguh, I swear.

by notatrick June 12, 2021

Guess Who

Online free 'Guess Who' is a manipulitive plot to dictract while invaders from another planet stalk the shit outta u trash.
Freaky music and that fucktarded monicle guy, AND U TELL ME that THIS game is not for nutbags to figure us out.
Think about this before you let your little sibling play this telepathetic game EVER again.

Boy one: I was playing guess who when I started feeling this tingling sensation in my toes and thats, Jaimy, the day I lost my virginity.
Boy 2:RRRRREALLY
Boy 1:so really, that guy... or girl... or alien crap stuff... was real HAWT
Boy 2:RRRREALLY
Boy 1:SHUT UP GEORGE
Boy 2:my name MERDOK
Boy 1:GUESS WHO MY FUCKING STUPID ASS THEN

by Monicle Guy August 8, 2009

Who does that?

To highlight one's own magnificence, by exclaiming at the end of a statement of one's own actions.

I just changed the definition of the phrase 'who does that?' on Urban Dictionary...who does that?

by Office Idiot December 4, 2010