Warmities

things that bring about warm and cozy feelings such as hot cocoa, blankets and slippers.

"Ah! it's freezing out there"

"Good thing we have a toasty fire and our warmities!"

by BenKayla January 24, 2008

warm cut

a route chosen, often in winter, that leads through heated buildings to escape intense cold, snow and other winter weather. Similar to a short-cut but does not usually reduce travel time, in fact, if often increases the length of the trip.

Person 1: It is so cold out and we still have half of campus to cross.

Person 2: Don't worry man, let's hang a left and take the warm cut through the library.

by vanhoved_10 June 23, 2009

Warm banana

When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.

Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.

by Sack O'neill December 2, 2010

warmageddon

n. The oft-predicted final battle over the destiny of Earth's soul between the believers in global warming and the followers of Satan (or between the Global Warming Conspirators and the Holders of the True Knowledge).

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Pretty frigid today, ehh?

That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.

How is that even possible?

You'll see. You'll all see!

by gnostic 1 October 3, 2013

Warm Glove

When a female/male partner is giving a hand job to their male partner and the cum produced from the act covers the hand of the person giving the hand job resembling a glove.

Kyle: Hey man! I gave my bitch a warm glove last night in the back of my mom's car!

Chris: *high fives* Yeah man! You must have drenched that bitches hand in cum!!

by shreksmonstercock March 27, 2015

warn-v-one

When one gets drunk and takes his/her rage out on inanimate objects to warn others of their anger and their ruthless ways

Did you hear Bradley warn-v-oned his tv last night? There was glass and blood everywhere.

by Hobiewan November 23, 2016

warm cloud

Taking a huge hit of a number of drugs that contain smoke. Then with your lips loose around ones penis go all the way to base of the penis and blow all smoke out onto penis. Suck for a few moments after. Repeat as needed.

Becky loves to give Tommy warm clouds after every hit she takes.

by Zaddy4Life! June 28, 2017