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shot his/her/their wad

In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.

With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."
Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.
by burnt sox December 30, 2006
mugGet the shot his/her/their wadmug.

shot my wad

What you say in the grocery store when you reach the end of the frozen foods aisle.
"They're outta cool whip. I gotta go. I just shot my wad."
by mehinda June 11, 2006
mugGet the shot my wadmug.

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
mugGet the afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wadmug.

C Wad

The hardest rapper you will ever hear
I can’t listen to anybody other then C Wad.
by NewTrend setter September 30, 2021
mugGet the C Wadmug.

peace to the wads

See you later alligator
Alright peace to the wads”
by Peepeepoopoohead123 January 26, 2024
mugGet the peace to the wadsmug.

Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.
OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad
by Cochoco July 13, 2018
mugGet the Fuck Wadmug.

Wad-rod

"Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"
by Wowko November 19, 2019
mugGet the Wad-rodmug.

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