Vodka

Something that tastes nasty but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It gets u fucked up and in trouble but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It makes u do stupid shit that u´ll regret later but u still drink it cause u a dumb fucking bitch.

I fucked my ex three times last night, ugh all because of VoDkA
*dumb fucking bitch cries*

by Dumb Fucking Bitch October 11, 2019

Backwash vodka

Vodka that has been opened or was open for a while

Tim: dude we don’t have vodka

Steve: Just grab the backwash vodka!!! Hurry we’re gonna be late

by Satansbaby310 November 14, 2018

Vodka-and-Stigmata

Inadvertent self-harm administered under the influence of intoxicating licquor.

A) Did you get any Vodka-and-Stigmata at the Shit-faced Shaving contest?
B) Lost an ear.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

Vodka

Russian water

My family is Russian so our sink runs on tap vodka

by Mbslayer123 February 28, 2019

Vodka

An alcoholic spirit of Russian origin made by distillation of rye, wheat, or potatoes. Also known as the Slavic Elixir.

Vodka is totally not alcoholic.

by Neighbor Vadim March 16, 2021

Vodka Heater

A common drink for degenerates that contain Vodka & Redbull but ideally, proportionally higher on the vodka.

Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.

Quan: No way I’m going out tonight, it’s way too cold.

Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.

Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night

by VodkaHeay July 1, 2022

beluga vodka

The best Russian vodka created. Masterfully created in the heart of Siberia by bears, it says on the bottle best consumed with caviar. The legend has the recipe was created by Putin himself.

This Beluga vodka goes through like water

by Taptgat May 20, 2017