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go commit vital disfunctions

This is a serious insult. Noone will ever use this, unless you are a murderer. It is incredibly strong, and will decimate.
It is started with the go commit insult.
person1: "yo fam ur mom gay"
person2: "no u bitch kys lol xd fag"
person3: "Guys, don't make me do it."
person 1 and 2: "lol bitch do it i dare you"
person3: "Alright... Go commit vital disfunctions."
*person 1 and 2 absolutely explode and are sent to another dimension where demons stick lollipops up bumholes*
by hotboylookingtomingle November 22, 2018
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Erin Nuzzle Vitale

Erin Nuzzle Vitale is a 5ft 4 female who is in love with her gorgeous man Brody Roger Scratch Ginn (even though he's a butthead)
Did you know Erin Nuzzle Vitale is the average height of a female in the UK?
Yeah she's 5 ft 4
by A 5ft 4 female September 20, 2020
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Pistola De Vitila

A term or phrase given to an otherwise shit gun, people around the world use this to explain how shit WWII guns were or any gun they hated.
John: Dude you know the M1 Garand is Pistola De Vitila?
Bill: Wha- What the fuck does that even mean.
John: I dunno just looked on Urban Dictionary, it just mean that gun is shit.
Bill: But... M1 Garand isn't even shit?
by DiamondDude4288 August 7, 2021
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what about Videl

"What about Videl" refers to female Dragon Ball character, Videl, more specifically, refers to how she is neglected and should be a more relevant and important character. It's derived from the YouTubers Saiyan Scholar and his video which advocated for Videl's return as a more prevalent, stronger, fleshed-out character.
Person 1: Goten should get more attention from the writers, imo.
Person 2: WHAT ABOUT VIDEL!!!!
by AverageCracker! November 27, 2024
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The Dirty Vitalli

When a UNICEF worker or any other charity asks you for a charitable donation you gently say "go fuck your mother" and get in the car
UNICEF:excuse me sir, can you spare a dollar for the African orphans?

Person: go fuck your mother (gently). Car starts and drives away.

UNICEF: fuck I got the dirty vitalli again today.
by Jrmmmm March 21, 2024
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