Sharpen up your buttons

If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons

by Stacy's mum May 14, 2022

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

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shut your up

When shut up isn't enough to shut someone up.

You got games on your phone?

Shut your up, Kevin

by Pengi209 July 12, 2021

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SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

A rude phrase.

"Im going to shove it up your ass if you don't stop!" he says.

by TheDofToca February 3, 2023

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Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

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