A loser who goes unto other peoples homes. If you see this pedophile run because he can also cause an infestation of bugs because of his horrible stench. Basically this nigga is a BUM who uses people for shelter, and wants to fuck his nephews and nieceypoos.
by BigdickBran June 05, 2023
by Stanky Stanley January 07, 2020
by UnclePaz March 24, 2021
Yo, what does yo Bro' do?. My bro sells sex toys online like shpoinks an' flugenheimers an' buzz nightgears an' all dat shit, but on the sly and he don't know we know..we call him Uncle Dildo.
by Dildo junior January 28, 2022
verb - the act of backing out of your driveway, and smashing into a family member's car parked behind you.
by Yakodonk July 23, 2009
person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings
by phillybuzz215 August 20, 2015
An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.
Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"
by THE REDNECK UNCLE March 08, 2021