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Tyson

A stupid cunt kid who enjoys being a nerd so bad at zombs royale
Tyson is like so stupid
by Ultra-pro March 8, 2019
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On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
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tyson lol

tyson is an asshole that is self absorbed that leads girls on but is still kinda cute
tyson lol is just an asshole idk what to tell u
by jhhfyhgb October 25, 2020
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The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.
Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.
by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021
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Tyson

The skinniest French fry in the whole entire hamburger shop. Basically he is annoying and tiny. Usually acts like he is five or younger
Me:hi Tyson

Tyson: (mockingly) “hi Tyson”

Me: don’t act like such a five year old

Tyson: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
by Idontsaymyrealnamelol January 20, 2019
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Erin & Tyson

Erin & Tyson
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
ERIN & TYSON ARE SO CREAMT TOGETHER
by Millie Baker August 8, 2021
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Tyson P

A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.
That guy is a Tyson P and it’s doodoo
by wowzers holy July 12, 2022
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