Tyson Kelly

tyson kelly is a fuckin mad lad

yo that dude is totally rad shawty, must be tyson kelly

by tysxo April 8, 2021

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

Tyson

Tyson has a humongous cock all the girls want

Damn look at tysons cock

by goongi April 22, 2021

Tyson

Miss you 😥
#fdgz #3tyson #60k

Please come back Tyson Carter...

by Smurkio August 25, 2024

Get it like Tyson

To start a fight.

Best move along before someone decides to “get it like Tyson,” on you.

by mybeccca October 1, 2024

Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.

Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!

by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025

Mike Tyson Syndrome

The mental impediment or slowness caused by age, fear, or laziness that allows oneself to be pushed around and hit and hit back with minimal force or not at all.

Do you see how Garry gets treated? He must have Mike Tyson Syndrome.

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025