urinary tract infection

It's like when your gut flora migrates to your urethra and infects it, making your pee smell funny.

"Dude, what's that stink, mahn? I think you have a urinary tract infection; get your bladder cleaned out."

by RetardLOL February 25, 2014

cookie trail

Its the line that leads to your "cookie" aka vagina

You can see the cookie trail on that pregnant girl

by Amrakkp November 20, 2016

Buckeye Trail

fucking gayest school ever.

look at that fag over there dancing to the WHIP AND NAY NAY! Looks like buckeye trail

by QueerMuncher27 February 11, 2018

kim-trail

The mess/destruction left behind after a KIM brings her kid/s anywhere to do physical and emotional damage to the scene

Grab the dog and cat and hide in the garage.

There will be a Kim-trail after this bbq

by PertnearPerfect April 17, 2019

Depression trail

The opposite of a happy trail, one strip shaved down the center of your chest and pubes.

Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.

by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019

cheese in my urinary tract

Exclamation if you are to dumb to say words.

My older brother was too dumb to say words so instead of sfhjrhfujcjguskdiyb he said there is cheese in my urinary tract

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

Somalian Snail Trail

When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.

My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.

by Indy the Great January 23, 2019