When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.
It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.
It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.
by TotesBellig April 3, 2011
Get the Totes Belligmug. an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 14, 2010
Get the Sven Totesmug. by Decatur359 August 1, 2016
Get the Tote-a-roundsmug. by Grammar snob May 20, 2016
Get the Totemug. It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.
The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.
The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
e.g: "somebody missed our house meeting today"
" I'm sorry, I...
"Totes kidding, I knew you were busy, don't worry"
The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
e.g: "somebody missed our house meeting today"
" I'm sorry, I...
"Totes kidding, I knew you were busy, don't worry"
by George Mathias March 28, 2019
Get the Totes kiddingmug. 
An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.
Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!
Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.
Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.
by HayGurlHay. September 3, 2016
Get the totes downmug.