toss brain

noun, derog. an idiot, literally a wank brain or a person whose brain is capable only of masturbation

"Stupid toss brain can't count his nuts twice and get the same answer."

by kiwimich January 30, 2006

tossing the toenails

(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.

See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.

Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?

Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.

Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.

Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.

Betty: Did it taste good?

Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.

by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010

Tossed A Whitey

When one pukes uncontrollably after ripping a gravity bong, that was pulled so thick it was white like a cloud.

"Hoover tossed a whitey after Benny pulled one for him."

by Fritz The Kat October 5, 2005

toss the salad

when you lick the bum hole

little steves licked my bum hole.hes justed tossed my salad

by david haywood August 1, 2003

hip-toss

During a hook up, one partner will perform this move with the purpose of changing positions, i.e., from the top to the bottom, or vise versa.

He hip-tossed me a little too enthusiastically and I hit my head on the wall, but it was cool because then I got to be on top.

by mb25 April 25, 2006

Pasta Toss

A special party where a group of six or more men stand in a circle touching their flaccid penises together in order to mimic a bowl of soft noodles. Alfredo sauce is optional. (still illegal in 5 states)

I tried to surprise my friend the other day and boy did I screw up! I walked in on a major pasta toss! I had no idea he was into that.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

Midget Tossing

The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.

1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.

by BentRodMedia October 24, 2011