Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

Curb

a path or roadway edge made of concrete or stone.

The freshly constructed road has a well-defined curb along its sides, which helps to keep cars from wandering onto the sidewalk and potentially hitting pedestrians.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Booted Suited 10 Toes to the Curb

To dress up extremely nice when going out.

I went to the club last night booted suited 10 toes to the curb.

by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! January 22, 2018

Australian Curb Stomp

One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.

Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.

by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018

Learning Curb

Learning on the side of the road

But Mom, Its a Learning curb!

by TheRedMage_2022 January 26, 2023

up the curb

1. A neighbor living next door/down the road
2. Borderline alcoholic

John lives up the curb.
Michelle is up the curb.

by olipoly7754 June 6, 2021

Curbed Queen

When a female. (She/He) is so drunk that she rules the curbs of the street. Nobody else may sit. She and she only may enjoy the uncomfortableness and sit in solitude.

He/She was a Curbed Queenlast night.

by Santoasts August 13, 2017