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horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.
Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.
by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018
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Horsed lit

feeling off, odd, or out of body; can be very happy or very sad
Lowkey Im feeling mad horsed lit right now.
by MoistContribution February 1, 2022
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space horse

supposedly very fast but not as fast as speedy pete internet directory
"What's faster Speedy Pete's or Google."
"Well , Speedy Pete can find a website faster than a space horse."
"Thats pretty fast"
by speedy pete July 25, 2017
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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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Nutty the horse

This horse is the living god of stallions, living in the wild outback of Montana with a top speed of 90km/h and lush brown hair. Only the best of horse tamers can ride this wild beast
"He did you see Julian Hayden riding Nutty the horse?"
"He tamed Nutty?, what a fucking alpha chad"
by christine_is_a_milf September 22, 2019
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nice-a-horse

a way of saying cool or awsome , is normal screamed / said in a high pitched voice and normally by a boy. a new saying .used in england ,dorset all the time
georgie : ohmigosh im getting an i-phone
kieron : nice-a-horse !
by sexy-girl March 26, 2010
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Nokian Horse

Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".

Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.
by Alantras September 20, 2013
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