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Tiajuana Gunderman

When a man of Mexican origin has a bowel movement into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.
Juan forced Julie down on the bed, gave her 5 soft slaps, and then gave her a Tiajuana Gunderman.
by H.H. Soffel January 25, 2011
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Tiajuana Taco Dip

When you tongue salsa or some other Mexican condiment out of a floozy's vagina.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Chaz's late night experiences with that striper?
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.
by Dakota Giraffe June 6, 2011
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Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito

(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.
I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.
by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 16, 2011
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Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
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Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.
That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.
by haskdj November 14, 2011
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tiajuana bull whip

A Tiajuana Bull Whip is when you poop in a sock, tie a knot in it, and swing it over your head until you smack someone's face.
"Shut the fuck up bro, I am about to Tiajuana Bull Whip your ass
by 1923 DOPE July 30, 2016
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TiJuan

TIJuan. Gangsteroriginally from Chicago old but, with it TiJuan is alsoloving and kind hearted. TiJuan’s a loyal man.
TIJuan the loyal gangster
by John Jackson jr May 18, 2018
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